The Cast

Fred Introduced in: Page 1 Age: 24 Wherefrom: California Likes: Money, Asian chicks Dislikes: Cactus Dragons, Various things Cactus Dragons enjoy doing The story so far Fred met Cultmonkey in a parallel dimension where he, Ada and Timmy Jong were held as slaves by the Cactus Dragons. Cultmonkey has promised to make Fred rich for heroically rescuing him and the others and taking them back to Fred's world.
Thor, the Cultmonkey Introduced in: Page 2 Age: ? Wherefrom: ? Likes: Playing God Dislikes: Large Dogs The story so far Thor's origin is unknown. Fred & friends met him in a parallel dimension and rescued him from slavery.
Ada Introduced in: Page 1 Age: 25 Wherefrom: California Likes: Beer & Margaritas Dislikes: Absence of Beer & Margaritas, Asian chicks, Hippies The story so far Ada enjoys spending time in the local bar, where she found a mysterious vortex that she thought would provide a good escape plan when the IRS came after Fred.
Timmy Jong Introduced in: Page 1 Age: 49 Wherefrom: California Likes: Weed, Marijuana, Grass, Hash, "walks down Mary Jane lane" Dislikes: The Rich The story so far Timmy Jong somehow got dragged along with Fred and Ada on their adventure to the other dimension. Timmy Jong now refers to this incident as "The Big Trip".